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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 108

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

ee, your ass smells terrific!
Do u see the moon out there? It so beautiful and shiny, just like your smile.
My vacuum flask is hopeless and it's a top of the range model - that's the only place it will keep anything warm.
The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture, but all I really wanted was one night stand.
The testimony at the barbershop is mostly hair-say.
Most men/women are intimidated by me. It’s okay, you don’t have to be scared to buy me a drink.
If I were your gardener I'd put your Tulips and My Tulips together
You're so fine you could make an impression on Monet.
Is your Succah kosher? Cause the only stars I can see are in your eyes
I'd walker with you to the ends of the earth.
You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
Do you have a name or can I call you disappointment?
Why doesn't anybody like Dracula? - He has a bat temper.
What's 50 Cent's name in Zimbabwe? 400 Million Dollars.
I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
I couldn’t help noticing you’re drinking the same as me. Are you trying to copy me?
You're so sexy you make me want to flower.
Are you Jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think I would kiss you.
Where have you been all my life? Because I'm about to die soon.
Ever do it on an embalming table?

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ee, your ass smells terrific!
Do u see the moon out there? It so beautiful and shiny, just like your smile.
My vacuum flask is hopeless and it's a top of the range model - that's the only place it will keep anything warm.