Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Hey, did ya know I'm part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.
Once you go Jew, no Christian will do.
Hey, you're beautiful. Sit on my face?
Just gotta new hip replacement. How's about you and me take it for spin?
Are you a garbage can? Because I want to dump all my regrets and disappointments on you.
How does a girl vampire flirt? - She bats her eyes.
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks.
What kind of flooring do alligator hunters use? Reptiles!
If climate change is causing the sea level to rise, does that mean that the oceans are getting too big for their beaches?
Don't Worry, Baby, I Won't Bite (Luis Suarez)
Does the sleeve match the shoes?
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Look I’m just trying to drink here, but you’re very distracting.
You must be an Anish Kapoor sculpture, because I can see myself in you.
Can I hold your palm for Palm Sunday?
Instead of the torah, can I study your body 3 times a day?
Can I nail you? (and I don't mean to a crucifix!)
ee, your ass smells terrific!
