Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Is your Succah kosher? Cause the only stars I can see are in your eyes
If you was my heifer, I'd done drive you to the meat processing plant.
Are you Jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think I would kiss you.
You know how it is with culture, everything begins at sundown!
You must be a neurologist, because you've just rewired my brain for love.
Are you a grounding clamp? Because you've secured my love.
Are you a cardiologist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Are you Jewish? Cause you israeli hot!
You're like a perfectly wired chandelier—classy, elegant, and always shining.
Hey girl, do you raise cattle? Cause those are some nice calves.
I must be hypothermic, because your smile warms me up instantly.
Your eyes are shinier than the oil in the menorah!
What size boot you wear girl?
You must be a general practitioner, because you're good at everything.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're hotter than the number of nights of Hanukkah.
Can I put out your burning bush?
Are you a referral? Because you're exactly who I've been looking for.
Can I go into you garden of Eden?
My people invented circumcision....Your Welcome
You must not be kosher for passover because you're makeing my matza rise
