Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Where have you been pretty much all of my life?
Is that a shattered hip, or are you just happy to see me?
Are those your tits in your socks or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a patient's smile? Because you've made my whole day better.
Are you a doctor of love? Because you're prescribing me a healthy dose of affection and I'm hooked.
You must be a healthcare hero, because you've saved my heart.
You must be an epidemiologist, because you're spreading love and happiness wherever you go.
Do you have a medical degree in flirting, because you're making me feel like I'm in a hospital bed... with a fever for you.
Are you medical tape? Because you're holding everything together for me.
Are you a doctor? Because I've got a bad case of attraction and I need some treatment... from you.
Do you have a stethoscope, because I think we could take our relationship to the next level.
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm under anesthesia... in a good way.
Are you antibiotics? Because you've cured my loneliness.
Would you help an endangered species? Because my woodcock needs help.
Hide your beavers. I'm hunting them.
Are you timber? Because I'd split you.
I'll show you my CN Tower if you show me your Skydome.
You're like the perfect diagnosis—unexpected and wonderful.
Let me take you on a ride in my John Deere.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
