Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I can sweep you off your feet.
What do you say we get out of here? I bet you’re way better to wake up next to than a hangover.
There's something so organic to the way you use your hands.
Do you have an audio tour, because I want to hear all about you.
You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes.
There may be plenty of gefilte fish in the kitchen, but you're the only one my bubbe approves of.
Can I share your oxygen tank? Because you took my breath away.
Are you a shooting star? Because I wish you would disappear forever.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
One Sunday afternoon the Three Musketeers played a game of touché football.
The Fraternity member was hungry so he eta pi.
I’m letting girls take body shots off my amazing torso for 5 euro’s. How many can I count you in for?
Sorry for staring, I thought your face was a work of art.
Do you have a name, or do angels just have pretty faces?
On Yom Kippur, the Mishnah prohibits marital relations. Thank God we're not married!
I'm retired, so you know I have the time to please you.
