Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I'm 80 but I dont feel a day over 79.
Are you a fish fryer because you're cooking up some serious attraction.
Are you a T-joint? Because you're the missing piece in my life.
Wanna sit on my lap and take a ride on my Hoveround?
You're so cute, I need an EpiPen to stop my heart from racing.
Do you have a nurse's uniform? Because I think we could get some quality time in... and I don't mean just the medical kind.
My arteries aren't the only things that have hardened.
Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm in a hospital bed... and I never want to leave.
Do you live in a 100 meters area?
My feelings for you flow as smoothly as water through a new pipe.
Do you have a medical degree in sarcasm? Because you're always giving me a diagnosis of "you're awesome"
Are you a doctor of laughter? Because you're making me laugh so hard I need an oxygen tank.
You're so smart, I think we could make a great team... and by team, I mean in the operating room.
Do you have a thermometer? Because I think our relationship is reaching new temperatures... and I'm not just talking about my body temperature.
Is that a new hip or are you just happy to see me?
When I look at you, my arteries aren't the only things that harden.
My kids are all grown up. We can have the house to ourselves, until I fall asleep around 7, 7:30 pm.
Hey baby, my boobs are looking right at your penis down there.
Do you have a nurse's uniform? Because I think we could get some quality time in... and I don't mean just the medical kind.
Do you have a medical degree in flirting, because you're making me feel like I'm in just... and I never want to leave.
