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Short & Funny Jokes - Part 104

Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.


Top Funny Short Jokes

Would you mind if I tour the gallery with you?
Which commandment do you want to break?
You look good with skeletons.
I'll let you sniff mine if i can sniff yours.
If your cooking was a language, I’d be fluent in it.
Why do vampires scare people? - They are bored to death!
What do wild animals sing at Christmastime? Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!
Hey, you wanna check out my long board.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, I'll serve you, but don't start anything.
When the cigarette lighter salesman tried to win back his old flame he found that he had met his match.
Losing your head in an emergency is a no brainer.
Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
What do you say I buy the booze and you show me how to shake it.
I would love to draw you. Would you pose for me?
You're as lovely as a rose, you must be my answer to the novena I was praying to St. Therese.
Are you the massiah, beacuse I've been waiting for you
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Is your mom a bear? Because you're as unbearable as she is.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? - Every night he turns into a bat.
I'm forming an attachment for you, it fits right over your mouth.

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Would you mind if I tour the gallery with you?
Which commandment do you want to break?
You look good with skeletons.