Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Baby is your name Cholesterol, because you send my blood pressure skyrocketing!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and remind you how repulsive you are?
I don’t care what’s on the menu, as long as you’re the chef cooking it.
What do ghosts eat for breakfast? - Boo-Berries.
Wanna join the hundred-thousand-mile-high club?
I got so angry the other day when I couldn't find my stress ball.
Using a prism allows me to see the sun in a different light.
I have been blogging about my recent surgery and recovery from abdominal surgery. I call my blog 'The Chronicles of Hernia'.
I see you’ve got some tequila’s. Does that mean you wanna give me a shot?
I'd love to get into your plants!
Hey girl is your name Salvador Dali because you is Persistently in my Memory.
Hey boy are you a vocation? Because I can't quite discern you and you're really confusing.
I'll meet you for dinner. Does noon work?
Is that your dog’s tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?
Is your dad a photographer? Because he must have taken a million shots to get one that ugly.
You must be a master chef because you just spiced up my life.
Is it hot out here, or is it just you?
Sinkie The international association of people who dine over the kitchen sink.
I think all the bottles in this bar must be jealous, cause your beauty is the most intoxicating thing in this place.
I left my watering can at home but I can still make it grow.
