Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Rental agents offer quarters for dollars.
I've heard about the rumors that I keep vats of acid at my home, but they're lyes -- all lyes!
The beauty queen is unhappy about her upcoming foreign tour. She will miss America.
Hey. My name is Will... God's will.
Either my pacemaker just shot craps or I'm in love.
You must be the queen. Because I would be more than happy to fly my flag for you.
Can I dip my Chorizo in your salsa?
Is your dad a baker? Because you're as stale as day-old bread.
You must be a master of flavor because you’re really turning me on.
Are you a lab coat? Because you make everything look professional and classy.
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon. - sour-puss
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
A bunch of robins followed the priest wherever he went. Birds of a father flock together.
Do you play football? Because you've got a tight end.
Hey girl, I know you don't accept permanent loans but will you make an exception for my heart?
Are you the sacrament of Confirmation? Cause you complete me.
Wanna sit on my lap and take a ride on my Hoveround?
Excuse me, miss? Hi, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is a umm….weird chick.
I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.
Are you a mirror? Because I can't stand the sight of you.
