Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you the sacrament of Confirmation? Cause you complete me.
Wanna sit on my lap and take a ride on my Hoveround?
Excuse me, miss? Hi, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is a umm….weird chick.
I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.
Are you a mirror? Because I can't stand the sight of you.
Hey chef, can I be your sous chef for the night? I promise I’ll keep up with you.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have nobody to go with.
Careless stair dancers are heading for a heavy landing.
The English gentleman could not play cribbage. You can't put a squire peg in a round hole.
Call the Art Loss Register, 'cause you just stole my heart.
That's a nice-looking yarmulke you're wearing, but it would look even better lying next to my bed tomorrow morning.
You make me want to party like it's 1949!
Can our first date be in the cemetery? I'm dying to meet you there.
Your culinary creations are a work of art, and I’m the perfect canvas for you to paint on.
Cows make noise only when they're in the mood.
Are you Ibrahimovic? Because I think I nose you.
Let me be your Frank Gehry and I'll be sure to properly balance your curves.
Hey baby, is that a urinary drainage bag in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm not feeling any connection here.
