Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
My girl how you chest plate suh clean like it could a eat outta!
Yuh Sweet lak ah angel, so tell me whah deh Gwan up in nah heaven now? Why Gad send yuh ere?
You're the kind of nurse who could heal anything, including my lonely heart.
Are you a junction box? Because you're where all my feelings come together.
Baby you're like an independent variable the way you enlarge my bar graph.
My girl me wah full up yuh belly like cornmeal dumpling.
If you were a drug you'd be a stimulant because you make my heart beat faster.
Can we recreate the Stanford Prison Experiment? You can be bad cop all you want.
Are you hand sanitizer? Because you're so refreshing to be around.
Girl if you're Jamaican we would click together coz I'm really into your type, come with me.
Why don't you let me put my myelin on your axon for the night?
I think that being a Jamaican is cool, so how about we try the dating pool to see if we're ok?
Are you low voltage? Because even your softest touch electrifies me.
Baby gi mi yuh number nuh, Mi lost mine?
You've got spunk. I like that in a man.
Baby, yuh look sweet like a ginger candy, me wan unwrap you and taste ya spices.
Baby! Gad know seh yuh deh yah? Caw yuh must be a Angel
Beg yuh a Wuk haffa yuh struccha nuh
Gal yuh too sweet, spend some time wid me suh some ah you sweetness rub off pon mi.
You must be an extension cord, because I want to stay connected to you forever.
