Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, I want to disappear.
You’re definitely a master chef, but I’m more interested in mastering the art of romance with you.
I must be in a clinical trial, because being around you is an experimental rush.
What's red, white and blue at Christmas time? A sad candy cane!
Are you a low interval sprint set? ‘Cause you're making my face all red.
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container? It said concentrate!
Buzz Lightyear was following a Japanese luxury car on the highway. When he pulled around to pass, he shouted, "To Infiniti and beyond."
I was just diagnosed as having a hernia. My wife and kids are setting up a truss fund.
While I was repulsed by CPR I didn't have the heart to tell the medic.
Hey girl. It may take me a few days to carefully document your verso and recto sides.
My Guardian Angel thinks you're cute.
Do you have a map? Because I want to avoid you at all costs.
Your cooking is like a work of art, it’s too beautiful to eat.
You must be my primary care provider, because you’ve become my top priority.
Why did the skeleton go disco dancing? - to see the boogy man.
What did one Christmas cracker say to the other Christmas cracker? My POP is bigger than yours!
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
The way he fawned over her was quite endearing.
There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.
Have you ever posed nude?
