Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.
I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me.
I'd like to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it.
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
Irish diplomacy - the art of telling someone to go to hell in such a way they'll look forward to the trip.
Of course I'll give you a hand, right across the mouth.
If you are my basketball , I'll never pass because I want to keep u all to myself.
If it's meant to be it's meant to be, but just to be clear, it isn't.
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
Why is the ocean so salty? The land never waves back.
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
Jamaican me think about things I have never thought about and having you on my bed is one.
I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon I would choose you!
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
I like my men like I like my coffee....I don't like coffee.
What kind of horses go out after dusk? -- Nightmares!
Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions. Just letting you know!
Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.
