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You're as useful as... Insults - Part 2
You're as useless as... insults. Not everyone's as useful as you so here's some ammunition to tell someone exactly how useless they are.
The Best You're Useless
You're as useless as a piece of pork at a Jewish wedding.
You're as useless as the second shift button on the keyboard.
You're as useless as a knife without a blade.
You're as useless as deodorant to cab drivers.
You're as useless as a fart in a space suit.
You're as useless as a remote without batteries.
You're as useless as a chocolate fireguard.
You're as useless as a keyboard without keys.
You're as useless as a gun without ammo.
You're as useless as a underwear to Tarzan.
You're as useless as pickup lines to George Clooney
You're as useless as a phone without a signal.
You're as useless as a pen without ink.
You're as useless as a Computer without Internet.
You're as useless as a phone with 1% remaining battery life.
You're as useless as a red light at 3 AM.
You're as useless as a TV without Cable.
You're as useless as Han Solo without Chewbacca and the Millennium Falcon.
You're as useless as white-out to a computer data entry clerk.
You're as useless as an XBox without Llive.
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