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Funny Ugly Insults and Roasts - Part 5
Have a laugh by telling your friends how ugly they are with our hilariously funny insults. Just make sure they know they're pretty on the inside.
Greatest Ugly Roasts and Insults
Your face is so hideous, it could make a blind person weep in agony.
If ugliness were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence without parole.
Your face could make a haunted house seem like a pleasant vacation spot.
You have a face that could make a train take a dirt road.
Your ugliness is like a curse, a constant reminder of the cruelty of fate.
You have a face that could turn milk sour and wilt flowers.
I've seen better-looking scarecrows in cornfields than you.
Your face is like a train wreck, impossible to look away from despite the horror it invokes.
Your appearance is so repugnant, it could make a sewage treatment plant smell like a field of roses.
Your face looks like it was hit by a freight train, then dragged through a field of broken glass for good measure.
Your ugliness is like a curse, a constant reminder that life can be cruel and unforgiving.
You're so ugly words can't explain it. So I'll just go throw up.
I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.
You may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away!
I'd say that you're funny but looks aren't everything.
Your family tree must be a circle.
You're so ugly, they call you the exterminator, because you kill bugs on sight.
The only thing I will ever give you credit for is that you somehow managed to dodge that fucking coat hanger for the first 9 months of that sorry excuse that you call a life!
Your mirror must have the patience of a saint to endure the sight of your hideous reflection every day.
Your face is like a failed science experiment, a grotesque mutation of mismatched features.
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