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Funny Ugly Insults and Roasts - Part 4
Have a laugh by telling your friends how ugly they are with our hilariously funny insults. Just make sure they know they're pretty on the inside.
Greatest Ugly Roasts and Insults
You're not exactly bad looking. There's just one little problem between your ears - your face!
God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
Did your parents keep the placenta and throw away the baby?
Your face looks like it was designed by Picasso during a drunken stupor.
Your appearance is so repulsive, it could curdle milk from a hundred yards away.
If there was a contest for the ugliest person in the world, you'd win by a landslide.
Even the most skilled plastic surgeon in the world would throw up their hands in defeat at the sight of your face.
Your appearance is an affront to the very concept of beauty, a walking abomination.
Congratulations, you've managed to achieve a level of ugliness that defies all known standards of aesthetics.
Looking at you is like staring into the depths of hell, a grotesque abomination of nature.
Nice tan, orange is my favorite color.
I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
I may be drunk, but you're ugly, and tomorrow I'll be sober.
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone.
Is that your face? Or did your neck just throw up?
I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!
You're so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone.
Your ears are so big when you stand on a mountain they look like trophy handles.
You have a very sympathetic face. It has everyone's sympathy.
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