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Funny Ugly Insults and Roasts - Part 3
Have a laugh by telling your friends how ugly they are with our hilariously funny insults. Just make sure they know they're pretty on the inside.
Greatest Ugly Roasts and Insults
You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
If my dog had your face, I would shave his butt and make him walk backwards.
Looking at you is like staring into the abyss of ugliness, a never-ending nightmare.
Your ugliness is so profound, it could make a horror movie director run out of ideas.
I heard you went to a haunted house and they offered you a job.
Your face makes onions cry.
Your hockey team made you goalie so you'd have to wear a mask.
Looks aren't everything; in your case, they aren't anything
You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.
With a face like yours, I'd wish I was blind.
You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back!
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
You should eat some of your make up so you can be pretty on the inside.
You're so repulsive, it's a wonder flies don't swarm around you like you're a decomposing corpse.
You're such a pathetic excuse for a human being that even bacteria would turn their noses up at the thought of infecting you.
I've seen roadkill that's more visually appealing than your sorry excuse for a face.
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