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Funny Ugly Insults and Roasts - Part 3
Have a laugh by telling your friends how ugly they are with our hilariously funny insults. Just make sure they know they're pretty on the inside.
Greatest Ugly Roasts and Insults
You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.
With a face like yours, I'd wish I was blind.
Your existence is proof that natural selection has failed miserably, allowing the weakest and most repugnant specimens to survive.
You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back!
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
You should eat some of your make up so you can be pretty on the inside.
You're so repulsive, it's a wonder flies don't swarm around you like you're a decomposing corpse.
You're such a pathetic excuse for a human being that even bacteria would turn their noses up at the thought of infecting you.
People run screaming from you, not because you're a monster, but because your ugliness is truly terrifying.
I've seen roadkill that's more visually appealing than your sorry excuse for a face.
Your face is like a train wreck, impossible to look away from despite the horror it invokes.
If ugliness was a profession, you'd be the CEO.
You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
You're so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you!
The last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand tore through your toilet paper.
Looks like you fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
You're not exactly bad looking. There's just one little problem between your ears - your face!
God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
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