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Have a laugh by telling your friends how ugly they are with our hilariously funny insults. Just make sure they know they're pretty on the inside.
Greatest Ugly Roasts and Insults
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it.
Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
You're so ugly, when you walk through a haunted house, you come out with a paycheck.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
If you are going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don't.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!
If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
You're so ugly, when you popped out the doctor said "Aww what a treasure" and your mom said "Yeah, lets bury it."
You're so ugly you scare the shit back into people.
You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside.
Your face is so ugly, it could make a blind man gag on his own vomit.
Your face is a visual assault, a crime against humanity that should be punishable by law.
What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back?
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
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