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Fat insults can be funny, but you have to be careful, insult the wrong person and you may have more on your hands than you can handle.
Best Fat Roasts
People mistake you for a planet because of the gravitational pull you have on their food.
You're an absolute gluttonous beast, and the only exercise you get is lifting a fork to your mouth.
You're so fat, you make a sumo wrestler look like a supermodel.
You're the reason they invented double doors!
The only thing bigger than your waistline is your ego, you self-absorbed blimp.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC.
At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.
Hey, you have somthing on your chin... no, the 3rd one down
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.
There are more calories in your stomach than in the local supermarket!
Too fat to find a job? You could always become a 4-chin teller.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
You're so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit
Looks like you traded in your neck for an extra chin!
You've reached that awkward stage of being fat were I can't tell your gender!
I'm not gonna sugar coat this for you, because if I did, you'd eat it. You're fat.
Just wait till you can't fit your hand in the Pringles tubes, then where will you get your daily nutrition from?
You're so fat, you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.
Your pants say yoga, but your ass says McDonalds.
You're so fat, you could sell shade.
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