Insults aren't always funny, that's why you'll need some comebacks. Here's a list of the best comebacks submitted by our users.
Best User Comebacks
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Comeback: Shut up, you'll never be the man that your sister is ♥ - DeeDee
I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit.
Comeback: It would probably be out of your price range anyway - ... :/
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
Comeback: Roses are dead, Violets are too, when the world ends, so will you.. - love
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
Comeback: id slap you but that would be animal abuse - ivan
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the 'impression' that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Comeback: Then why are you talking? - Lilah
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable -- like a coma.
Comeback: Why don't you fall into something more comfortable, like a grave.
- Anonomous
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Comeback: You just proved your own point. - Anonymous
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Comeback: I would comment on you too but Cows are sacred in my country - AlexHuddsom
Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
Comeback: Your the reason why girls turn lezbian
- AlexHuddson
You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Comeback: You must be a leftie then. - hi MOM
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
Comeback: Assholes belong in pants, why are you not there? - kitloin
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
Comeback: Well if I was stuck with you I wouldn't mind burning to death/ If I was stuck with you burning to death would be a step up. - denna
It's too bad stupidity isn't painful.
Comeback: Yeah, cuz if it were you'd be dying - Leela
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Comeback: You're the cause of the creation of condoms. - AnusAss
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
Comeback: Roses are red, Pink starts with P,
I've never seen something drop so hard,
Since the Greek economy. - Phan
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Comeback: But then again if you wanted to see things from a better and more sanitary point of view try getting your head out of your ass... and you will find that your brain won't be as clogged with shit. - Ben
Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
Comeback: Well, you would only know from experience. - Pilliam
What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don't.
Comeback: atleast i dont have to get laid with a chicken. - Seeker1970
You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Comeback: good. I wouldn't want to be drawn with the hand you shoved into your mother's butthole. - Viguen
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Comeback: Your so fat last Christmas I took a picture of you and it is still printing - sibuna4180
