120 Best Insult Comebacks

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Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

Comeback: Hah! Well you mom got fined for bringing an unidentified object into this world! - Anonymous

Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.

Comeback: this one is funny!! your family tree must be a cactus cuz everybody on it is a prick... - jojo

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Comeback: and your birth certificate is a accident report. - Dan

I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

Comeback: I don't see that developing. - Jenny

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Comeback: The only accident around here is your face! - Johnny

You bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room.

Comeback: Why because you follow? - Ryan

I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!

Comeback: Why, is it because they don't have to see your face every day either? - pepe

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.

Comeback: Too bad all of your smartass comebacks go down the toilet. - InYoAssBitch

If you are going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.

Comeback: how the hell would you know what pretty is, your face looks like your neck just threw up. - denna

Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.

Comeback: Roses are Red, Violets are blue, your ugly face belongs in a zoo, don't be sad I'll be there too, outside your cage, laughing at you! - HA

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Comeback: At least when my mom gave birth to me she didn't call God and ask for a refund... - Jessica

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

Comeback: As long as you got that Big Mac, you can be my king. - Ben

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Comeback: well to me you look an awful like the next guy im turning down... - well then

Hey, you have somthing on your chin... no, the 3rd one down

Comeback: At least you don't need a bookmark to count em all. - Eddie

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Comeback: at least when i wasn't born with the doctor saying"Aww, what a treasure!", which led to your mom saying"Yeah, let's bury it." - anonymouse

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.

Comeback: Roses are red violets are blue, I smell stupidity and it must be you - Intellectual handiwork

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

Comeback: Can I follow you home? because my parents always told me to follow my dreams - Marissa

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Comeback: Roses are red, violets aren't blue, a violet it violet how stupid are you. - Squid

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

Comeback: And you'll never be the pedo your uncle was! - Wookie

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.

Comeback: when you where born you weren't the first to cry - ivan

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