Insults aren't always funny, that's why you'll need some comebacks. Here's a list of the best comebacks submitted by our users.
Best User Comebacks
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
Comeback: Why would you do that when you could just climb my IQ and jump to yours? - Vinco
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Comeback: yeah cuz you would know what an accident looks like. you see it in the mirror everyday! - hayley
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
Comeback: If I had to jump to yours, I'd be falling forever. - Lilah
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.
Comeback: You can't eat alphabet soup because you always choke on the D - lol
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
Comeback: Roses are Red,Violets are Blue your a waste of space,dont worry your mom is too - badout
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Comeback: (Roses are red Violets are blue Modified)
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, at least god made me perfect, but dafuq happened to you? - Noneofurbusiness439
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
Comeback: I wouldn't know, because I don't live my life with my head up my arse. - Edward Guyatt
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Comeback: 1. shut up your the reason why those condoms were invented in the first place
2. at least I can wear one
- Ryan McClain
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
Comeback: If there weren't assholes like me there wouldn't be SHIT like you.-AH- - AlexHuddson
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Comeback: If you want to learn about a real accident, ask you parents. - Anonymous
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
Comeback: Swans are white,
BlueJays are blue,I would rather cry,then looking at you!
- panda
Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
Comeback: Yeah but right after they realized your mom was driving a trashtruck, and you the main load - swimboss
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Comeback: You don't even have a certificate because your "parents" don't even want the government to know you exist.
- Noneofurbusiness439
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Comeback: Yeah
Roses are red
violets are blue
And god STILL made me smarter than you. - XuzelB
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
Comeback: ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE MONKEYS LIKE U BELONG IN THE ZOO DONT BE MAD ILL BE THERE TO NOT IN THE CAGE BUT LAGHING AT U - SHANANNAY
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Comeback: Your death certificate is a reward letter from the funeral director. - Ills
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
Comeback: Good. The sooner I die, the sooner I'll never have to look at your sorry ass ever again. - rorschachinstein
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Comeback: Do you work at little Caesars cuz your hot and I'm ready! - Joey Backbone
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Comeback: I can't exactly help you with your head. But if you want something up your ass, I'd be happy to shove my foot up it. - hhhdhdjjdhdgrbfbdhd
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
Comeback: Roses are red, weed is greener, you just earned yourself a kick in the wiener. - Amaru
