Insults - Part 97

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, I want to disappear.

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You’re definitely a master chef, but I’m more interested in mastering the art of romance with you.

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What's red, white and blue at Christmas time? A sad candy cane!

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Are you a low interval sprint set? ‘Cause you're making my face all red.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container? It said concentrate!

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Buzz Lightyear was following a Japanese luxury car on the highway. When he pulled around to pass, he shouted, "To Infiniti and beyond."

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I was just diagnosed as having a hernia. My wife and kids are setting up a truss fund.

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While I was repulsed by CPR I didn't have the heart to tell the medic.

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Hey girl. It may take me a few days to carefully document your verso and recto sides.

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My Guardian Angel thinks you're cute.

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Do you have a map? Because I want to avoid you at all costs.

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Your cooking is like a work of art, it’s too beautiful to eat.

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Your ambition outweighs your relevant skills.

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Why did the skeleton go disco dancing? - to see the boogy man.

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What did one Christmas cracker say to the other Christmas cracker? My POP is bigger than yours!

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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

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The way he fawned over her was quite endearing.

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There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.

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Have you ever posed nude?

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I know what you can give up for Lent... your number... to me.

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