Insults - Part 93

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

I've heard that I taste like nooch--wanna confirm?

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I think God just answered my discernment about my vocation to a married life.

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Your car's fuel efficiency is a cruel joke, devouring gasoline like a ravenous beast and leaving your wallet in tears.

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I can’t decide what’s hotter: your kitchen or you.

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What happens when two vampires meet? - It was love at first bite!

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If you were a car, I'd be willing to pay for new headlights.

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Let's go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes.

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I had tried passing myself off as my twin but I couldn't live with myself.

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The author in northwest Alaska used a pen name. It was a Nome de plume.

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You should always use basil the day you buy it - as they say, herb today, gone tomorrow.

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Your 127.0.0.1 or mine?

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Meat is murder, but meat's gonna make you scream.

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You'd still be pretty even if your hair didn't smell like fried goodness.

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I came here wanting to see great art, but I never thought I'd see such a vision of loveliness.

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Are you Mexican cause you should make me some burritos.

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Your car's exhaust emits a toxic cloud of pollution, contributing to the slow demise of our planet.

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You’re a master in the kitchen and in my heart.

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Who was the most famous ghost detective? - Sherlock Moans.

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What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

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Some doting parents are son worshipers.

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