Insults - Part 86

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

You're the droid I've been looking for.

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If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?

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Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?

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When I see you my main sail rise.

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I knew angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.

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The best way to taste this wine is from my lips.

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Try some of this Merlot (or Chablis, Chardonnay, Muscat Cannelli)

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I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!

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The greatest thing about my job is, the women never taste the arsenic.

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Althought it is illogical, I am afraid you have emotinally compromised me.

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My pull buoy's not the only thing that goes between these thighs.

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If men were landing pages, I'd only want to convert on you.

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I think we have a connection stronger than our wifi.

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Hi, I have my own cult!

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Are you a tamale? Cuz youre hot!

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Did it hurt when they manufactured you in heaven?

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Can you be the fence that keeps me from freedom?

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Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

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The clothes you wear are so ugly even a scarecrow wouldn't wear them.

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You'll make a great first wife some day.

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