Insults - Part 73

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?

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I can go 90 minutes without stopping.

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Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?

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Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.

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Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.

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Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

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I'm dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.

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Your dad's condom is a bigger than your personality.

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Your family tree must be a circle.

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Is your battery dead? Cause I’d love to jump you.

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If a crackhead saw you, he'd think he needs to go on a diet.

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You're so ugly, they call you the exterminator, because you kill bugs on sight.

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The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.

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Get rid of your smoke detector and sleep with a firefighter.

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You won't believe it but I'm shocking in bed.

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Are you auditions? Because you make me sweat.

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I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.

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If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC

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