Insults - Part 68

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.

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Your head is so big you have to step into your shirts.

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You must have a Teflon brain, because nothing sticks.

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You are so old, your birth-certificate expired.

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Uhhhh, my lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.

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Are you Christmas, because I want to Merry you.

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Your shirt has to go, but you can stay

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Ay dios mio! Jorge jr. just got muy gordito.

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Are you the deep end? Because I'm ready to dive right in.

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Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.

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I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?

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Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.

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I know you've already said no once, but call me Joshua because I'm going to break down your walls.

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You shine with so much Nur that you could light up a room... in my heart.

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Your feet made me lower my gaze.

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You must be a Bible verse, because I can't stop memorizing you.

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Just like at Burger King, You're the boss.

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I think our timing is off.

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I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately!

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Do you like pet shellfish? Because I have a very sweet clam you should pet.

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