Insults - Part 63

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?

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Are you from the area? 'Cause I only date locally-sourced.

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Is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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Your ugliness is like a curse, a constant reminder that life can be cruel and unforgiving.

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We can even do it doggy style, don't worry, I bet the airplane has some nice cabins.

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Do you want to check out my home quarter?

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You get jet lag every time? I bet I can show you how fast I recover right now!

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You make my pants go to Red Alert.

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Are you a swim bag? Because you got everything I need.

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Hey, it's about time you docked that shuttle!

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I wanna put your pork on my fork.

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In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.

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Klingon: Daqtagh HInob! tIqwIj qa'angnIS! (Hand me a d'k tahg! I must show you my heart!)

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You not only have a pretty face, I bet you're beautiful on the inside too!

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Anomalous heat reading off the starboard bow, setting an intercept course!

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Wanna ride on my kangaroo?

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Klingon: pu'jIn vIpoQ. mInDu'lIj vIbejtaHvIS DaqwIj vIlIj! (I need a map. I got lost while I was watching your eyes!)

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How'd you like to go on a long romantic warm down and split the lane?

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Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony...

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What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!

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