Insults - Part 53

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.

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Are you a ghost? Because you've been haunting my dreams.

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Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to roll by again?

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My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.

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What's say you and I go into a practice room and work on some harmonies together?

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Maybe we have too much in common and too much alike.

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Smartphones are the new pacifiers

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Do you really remember Cleopatra? I'll make you forget her! (Vampire)

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I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?

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Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.

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Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?

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Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.

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I don't want to hold you back.

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Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.

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If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.

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Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I'm falling all over the place for you.

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I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?

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Rabbits like their beer brewed with a lot of hops.

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I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.

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How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? -- She fits into your wife's clothes

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