Insults - Part 37

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Can I put my gun in your holster?

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You're endor-able!

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Are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.

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Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.

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My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?

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Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone.

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Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!

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You're so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.

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Is that your face? Or did your neck just throw up?

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Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.

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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

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I assert dominance over millennials by responding to their texts with phone calls.

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Are you an interior decorator? Cause you are making this room beautiful

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Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!

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Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it's causing global warming

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I was pro life before I met you.

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Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.

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If your brain exploded, it wouldn't even mess up your hair.

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Are you Ivanovic? Because I'd sure take a bite out of you.

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Are you Barça or Dortmund? Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.

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