Insults - Part 24

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Are you ready to board?

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Do you like water? Then you would like 70% of me.

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What time do you have to be back in heaven?

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You have the cutest smile when you sleep.

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What’s your gear ratio?

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You're so repulsive, it's a wonder flies don't swarm around you like you're a decomposing corpse.

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Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cause you're hot and I'm ready.

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I love a good South of the border crossing.

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You're such a pathetic excuse for a human being that even bacteria would turn their noses up at the thought of infecting you.

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Your body is a temple, and I have a recommend.

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Don't mind me observing you, I'm just doing some case study.

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Distance runners do it longer.

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Why don't we head over to my pick-up truck and turnip the beet?

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Hi. I play harmonica in Arcade Fire. Wanna bang?

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I'd love to be your final destination.

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Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.

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Miss Sweetnees…ef mi was babylon (police) mi would haffi charge with the crime of niceness cyan done

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I've seen roadkill that's more visually appealing than your sorry excuse for a face.

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Wanna come over and see my vinyl collection?

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All births are an Emergency.

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