Insults - Part 228

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.

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If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.

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I wish you no harm, but it would have been much better if you had never lived.

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I'm going to go for two after I score.

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You are as pretty as a Green card.

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A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

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If everybody here accidentally drowned, the first bloated corpse I'd pull out would be yours, sweetheart.

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Your hospice bed or mine?

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Did you hear how I saved that little girl from drowning last month?

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Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.

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I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.

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I'd love to touchdown in your end zone.

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Hey gurlll want to help me bury my bone?

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If you want to see a castle, I'll show you a castle.

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Didn't I go to your funeral?

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You've given me something to live for, REVENGE.

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Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bombshell that nobody wants around.

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Is this seat taken or are you a Sedevacantist?

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Check my prostate if I'm wrong, but do I know you from somewhere?

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Can I kiss your Mezuzah?

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