Insults - Part 215

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

The animals at the zoo started rioting. A porcupine was brought in to quill the uprising.

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My gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes.

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I know all the E-numbers.

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Here's a red rose. I think St. Therese of Lisieux wanted you to have it.

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I got a sauso Sanga in me pants and I'm happy to see ya!

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You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.

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Your car's handling is so atrocious, it's like trying to navigate a drunken elephant on roller skates.

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Hey chef, can I be the dessert to your main course?

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What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.

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I wanted to buy my wife some fancy soap, but she would not have a bar of it.

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They tore strips off my dog before kicking him off that logging ship. He was disembarked.

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I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!

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I would like to give a kiss tofu.

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Get on your knees, open your mouth, and hail Xenu!

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Dance with me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still roam the earth right?

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Your car's acceleration is slower than a snail on tranquilizers, a true embodiment of sluggishness.

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You must be a baker because you’re making my heart rise.

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What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A Har- VEST.

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Police found a criminal shot to death with exit wounds but no entry wounds. It was an inside job.

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I believe I will be able to run my car on politicians promises but I'm having trouble with the fool injection system.

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