Insults - Part 195

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

This food isn't the only thing I'll be eating tonight.

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If I was Nephi...I would go and do you.

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Wanna meet my Cobrasnake?

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Tell me you like GSMs? Let's head back to my place and I'll show you my version.

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Are you a football helmet? Because you’ve got my head spinning.

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Interest has such accrual way of accumulating.

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My blind date's not looking good.

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They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me

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Is your name paprika? Cause you spice up my life!

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Good thing that's not a wood detector, 'cause you'd keep me here all night.

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Just like the first book of Nephi I keep coming back to you.

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Would you like to be my lock screen?

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You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.

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Are you a quarterback? Because I’d follow you into the end zone any day.

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After the shepherd retired he felt ewes less.

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The policemen said if I didn't pay my library fine he would have to book me.

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I like the way your spikes match your shoes.

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How about I check your internal temperature with my meat thermometer?

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You like to travel, girl? Well, how about I show you my map in the bedroom tonight?

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Are you here for Steel Vengeance? Because I'd like to take you on the wildest ride of your life.

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