Insults - Part 191

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Babe, should we check out your baggage and see if we can take some of them off you?

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The only thing standing between you and me is my priesthood; if you know what I mean.

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If you were a drug you'd be a stimulant because you make my heart beat faster.

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If I tasted you, I'd roll you around with my tongue for hours.

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Are you a wide receiver? Because you’ve caught my attention from across the field.

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My dear, you look radishing tonight.

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He said, 'Hones', that is the truth', but I knew elide.

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Popeye had just finished plucking a goose when a gust of wind scattered all of the feathers. He said, 'Well, blow me down.'

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I just want to run on the trail that leads to you.

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Do you want to get a beavertail and get outta here.

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Hey girl, why are you in the business class when you could surely fly up first class?

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The fruit of the tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.

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Who's your daddy? Do I remind you of him?

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That ironic t-shirt you’re wearing would look better on my floor.

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I'm local, organic and biodynamic – wanna taste?

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Are you a field goal? Because you’re definitely worth three points to me.

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People who lack the patience for calligraphy will never have properly formed characters.

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I was fixated on the pain in my bad tooth. I was abscessed by it.

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Even though there's no ball game on tonight, I'll still be slamming something out of the park.

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I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?

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