Insults - Part 187

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

You remind me of the fruit in Lehi's dream. Precious above all others.

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Can your beaver eat my log?

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There's an Arcade Fire ... In my pants.

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Are you a pass interference? Because you’ve obstructed my view of anyone else.

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Do you like seafood? Because you’re the only fish in the sea for me.

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You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill

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I'm the opposite of a turkey, I cook for four and a half hours after my timer pops!

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Labor contracts come just before childbirth.

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To vulcanize is to become like Spock.

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Are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!

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Are you Vietnamese noodle soup? Because you look so pho-kable.

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You are what they call a bombshell and how lucky I am that you are mine.

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A date with me is a temple and you have a recommend.

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Let me Freudian slip into you tonight.

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I really want to Cape Enrage your Kouchibouguac.

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Would you like to go for a vineyard tour next month -- in Italy?

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My tractor only has 2000 hours.

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I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps. All I got was icy stares.

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A seal has a ball at the circus.

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Your stride is enviable. Are you a runner?

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