Insults - Part 178

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Are you a screen pass? Because you’ve got me catching feelings.

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You must be the ocean, because I'm lost at sea when I'm with you.

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If you were any more special you'd be an E-3.

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A second chimney is superfluous.

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Are you Sirsasana? Because you turned my world upside down.

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Will you be the Flin to my Flon?

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Do you want to roll around in my collection of antique buttons and talk about our childhood dreams?

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Are you a defensive end? Because you’ve got me rushing towards you.

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Are we at a fishing tournament? Because you're the grand prize I've been waiting for.

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The philosophy student got an 'F' the day he forgot to turn in his Hume work.

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The knight stood on the shoulder of the road, looking at his disabled car. He shook his head and said, 'Chevrolet is dead.'

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I could never Passover you.

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It's cold out. Why don't you come back to my bed and we can warm up?

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Want to come over and listen to NPR.

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Are you a flea flicker? Because you’ve got me fooled in the best way.

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Do you like to fish? Because I'm hooked on you.

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Wanna go for a drive...and check crops?

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As the farmer passed the gorgeous woman he did everything he could to a tractor attention.

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I went out with a coal miner's daughter. I guess you could say I was carbon dated.

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Is that a Clif Bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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