Insults - Part 169

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Since I'm all about chocolate, how 'bout a little sugar?

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You had my heart racing from the moment I saw you running.

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If fine was a felony you'd be on death row!

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Let me show you a relaxation technique not used for systematic desensitization.

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Hide your beavers. I'm hunting them.

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I'd share my bar of soap with you.

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You can treat me like an ad lib solo, and play with me any way you want.

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Are you a goalpost? Because I’m ready to score.

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Are you an otter? Because you're making my heart splash.

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Baby you can read me better than U.S. Army ordinance on an AT4-HS.

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I'm prone to lying.

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Lazy people worship a bone idol.

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Your church gave a lecture on Mormonism? Please do tell me what i believe.

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Would you help an endangered species? Because my woodcock needs help.

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If I told you you had a beautiful Prius, would you hold it against me?

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Hey baby, is your leading tone c#? Because I could see this night resolving to the D.

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Are you a running play? Because I want to hold on to you forever.

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Do you have a fish fry going on in your pants?

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I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?

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I don't get people who stumble into mirrors. They need to watch themselves.

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