Insults - Part 163

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

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So tell me, does ur pants thank u for spending time with them when u take them off?

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What's your favorite temple? Because you're mine.

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Let's just cut to the chase and duet already.

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I'll make you purrrrrrrrr.

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I’m really good at turning things on, want me to prove it?

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You must be a fishing guide because you're leading me to new waters.

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If I had a nickel for every time I asked someone as beautiful as you to dance, I'd have 5 cents.

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On Valentine's Day flower prices rose to the occasion.

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Hey baby, need me to spice up your life?

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That ass so fat, you could pull a brothas eyes out with the gravity!

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You and me together would be totally groovy baby!

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Is that a microphone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Are you a quarterback? Because you just made my heart go long.

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Are you an ocean breeze because you're blowing me away.

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Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips? -- Cause men do all the thinking and women do all the talking.

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A chicken farmer's favorite car is a coupe.

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The people who are predicting when all time will halt are known as endochronologists.

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Oh you only have a threesome, mind if I join?

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Is your name Julianne? Because you're fineee!

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