Insults - Part 160

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.

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How about I put my meat in your grill?

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Are you a thriller? Because I can't seem to put you down.

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I usually don't ask a girl this question till she's pregnant. What's your name?

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Until this moment, I never understood how Joseph smith felt during his angelic visits.

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I'd compare you to my mother, but I don't want to go down that Freudian slippery slope.

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Is that a shattered hip, or are you just happy to see me?

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I'm a high tide and I'm looking to smash.

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Wanna go back to my place for a little "fair trade?"

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Trombones can do seven positions, and baby, my favourite's on the floor.

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You're the cats whiskers.

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I’m a little shocked by how attracted I am to you.

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Can I take you out on the lake and show you what I'm hooked on?

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'We've got the best marriage' is a hitching boast.

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When the drummer moved back in next door there were many repercussions.

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Lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.

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Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you!

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You were saying, how big is your library again?

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I'm gonna call heaven and tell 'em that an angel is missing, but I'm kinda hoping that you're a slut.

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Hi, my wife says we need you to be a celestial family.

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