Insults - Part 156

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Is your name Genesis Revelation? No, why? I was thinking that we start from the beginning and

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Why do trees have so many friends? They branch out.

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If the movie hero of the Matrix was a woman, would she have been called Ingrid?

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Baby you light up the court, the way that you serve that ball got me overwhelmed.

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Baby, the only section in my library is classified under Dewey 617 because I only have eyes for you.

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Girl you like Kool-Aid in a wine glass with dat fine ass!

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Sorry, but I couldn't help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.

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It's so cold I can't feel my thighs! Can you feel my thighs?

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I don’t need a meter to tell me that you’re hot.

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Are you a fish with scales of gold because I'd love to reel you in.

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I don't know what possessed me to attend that seance.

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A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.

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Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.

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You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things.

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Can you help me put this away in the anthropology section.

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Girl, I wanna pop some caps with you till da hood do us part.

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You remind me of the Ka'aba - I could walk around you all day long.

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Vancouver isn't the only thing getting wet tonight.

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Do yoga with me as the sun is rising?

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You have a nice set of mallets.

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