Insults - Part 148

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

When the perfume factory magnate died it was discovered that he didn't leave his heirs a scent.

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If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?

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Is it hot in here? Is it the salamander, the grill, and the 18 burners? or is it you?

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Can you tell me where I can find books on overcoming a deeply passionate love I have for a librarian?

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I can't remember what sex is. Care to help me remember?

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I can last the entire Cabot Trail.

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If I said you have nice fur, would you hold it against me?

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Are you a transformer? Because you make my heart change frequency.

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Do you have a thermometer? Because I think our relationship is reaching new temperatures... and I'm not just talking about my body temperature.

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Can I get your number? One call, that's all.

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Is a group of fingerprints considered to be a whorl pool?

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Girl is your face from McDonald's? Cause I'm loving it.

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Wanna see my meat walk-in?

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It would be both a Crime and Punishment if you don’t let me take you out.

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Your ammi must have eaten a lot of curry while she was pregnant with you, because you're sizzling hot!

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Have we met before? No, seriously, have we met before?

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I want to Winnipeg your Regina.

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Hey baby I play bass drum, so you know I could give you a nice deep bang…

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Are we in the litter box? Because I'm diggin' you.

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Do you have a switch? Because you turned on my feelings.

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