Insults - Part 141

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

I nailed my wood-shop test.

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I wrote a novel about a fellow who had a small garden. It didn't have much of a plot.

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The fastest, most efficient way to make Halloween costumes is mask production.

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I don't want to sound corny, but I think you're a-maize-ing.

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If this were a library you'd be the only book I'd check out.

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Break my hip, not my heart.

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I've got a house in Shaughnessy Heights.

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Are you a doctor? Because you're making me feel like I'm under anesthesia... in a good way.

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You and me, we're like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.

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I'd have to plead insanity if I ever left you.

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Some climbers get off soloing; me, I'd rather play with your rack.

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I knew a woman who owned a taser, man was she stunning!

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The athlete claimed he long jumped over 25 feet. Actually his best jump only measured 23 feet. This was a clear case of leap fraud.

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With Iowa crows swearing all over the places, the result was statewide caw cusses.

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I know we've just met, but will you marinade me?

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Can get your reference number?

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If you were a script, i'd never want to be off book.

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May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.

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Won't you please open your Northwest Passage and let me hike your tundra?

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If you was my heifer, I'd done drive you to the meat processing plant.

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