Insults - Part 131

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

You remind me of someone I met during the summer of 1969, those were the best days of my life.

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The darker the berry the sweeter the juice, unless you're making syrup, of course.

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Damn, you’re like an award-winning bass. I dunno whether to mount you or eat you.

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Is your name Baywatch? Because you’ve been running in slow motion in my mind all day.

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What is in a ghost's nose? - Boogers

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Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? RUDE-olph

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I know it's absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I'm being led to Bethlehem.

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Am I attracted to you or is it just volatile blood sugars?

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Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam.

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The cartoon animator felt imprisoned by his job. He could not free himself from his cel.

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I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.

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You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.

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Being apart from you is like feedback in the microphones...it's so painful and ill do anything i can to avoid it.

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I used to think apples and honey were sweet... until I met you.

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Your Nursing home or mine?

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How would you like to see my big organ?

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Would you like to go on a poop-duty double date?

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You know I’m da man you been wading for.

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Are you a seagull? Because you’ve stolen my heart.

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What was the mummies' vacation like? - Nobody knows. They were too wrapped up to tell us.

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