Insults - Part 125

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

My kids are all grown up. We can have the house to ourselves, until I fall asleep around 7, 7:30 pm.

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My igloo is cold, can I sleep with you tonight?

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Hey baby, nice tooth.

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Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.

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Hello there, beautiful… looking for an Alpha Dog?

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I wouldn’t mind getting tangled up in your line.

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Do you have a straw? Because you just made me weak in the knees.

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In my line of work I'm required to put fires out but if you want to start one call me.

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

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The circus performer pulled his trapezius muscles and now he is flying high on pain meds.

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The royal pharmacist wore a tuxedo and dispensed with formalities.

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You smell as good as a bundle of lavender.

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Are you the LD today? Because you're all I can focus on.

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When I look at you, my arteries aren’t the only things that harden.

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You look like a vision in your dress tartan.

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What a cute puppy. One day you're going to be as beautiful as your Mommy

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Do you come here often? Because I’m hooked on this spot!

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Is it just me, or does this drink taste better when I’m talking to you?

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What's a Vampire's least favourate song? - Another one bites the dust!

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I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

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