Insults - Part 109

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

I want a minimum of 6 children and they will all be named after saints.

comments

Do you live in a 100 meters area?

comments

Have your people call my people.

comments

Is your dad a clown? Because your existence is a joke without a punchline.

comments

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic!

1

1

comments

But you're the sun...and Ill revolve my life around you.

2

2

comments

Want to drive to the ocean and watch the phosphorescent waves?

comments

My son's spelling test consisted of synonyms of the word incorrect. He was able to write every wrong.

comments

If you want to keep squirrels out of the bird feeder, just install a little climb-it control.

comments

Weight loss pills stolen this morning - police say suspects are still at large.

comments

Hey baby want to see a rigid body distribute many loads.

1

1

comments

Excuse me. I am not sure if you're aware but i'm extremely attractive.

comments

Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

comments

Your pretty face sure would make a beautiful painting.

comments

Confess here often?

comments

Your eyes are shinier than the oil in the menorah!

comments

Sit in my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up, or until my legs fall asleep.

comments

Hey, you in the black!

1

1

comments

Are you a nightmare? Because I can't wake up from the horror of being near you.

comments

During his lifetime, the composer Bach was a noted success.

comments

Next Page

Previous Page 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113