Lame Pick Up Lines

Well, here you have it, you've found one of, if not THE LAMEST list of pick up (chat up) lines. We took these lines from our large vault of pick up lines and you, our visitors have submitted and voted on them, so here they are ---

• If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?
• I'd like to read your shirt in braille.
• Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
  Bond....James Bond
• Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
• If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
• If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
• So, you must be the reason men fall in love.
• Hi, do you believe in one night stands?
• Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!
• Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
• I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby, you're making me HOT!

These may not be lame enough for you, so if you have one you think belongs in this list submit it, just put LAME in front of the line. As always, we're proud to have one of the largest lists of pick up lines so don't be shy, explore and maybe you'll find the level lameness you're looking for.