Dirty Pick Up Lines

We noticed that some of the highest rated lines are some of the dirties lines on our list so we got an idea to put them together into one vile and disgusting place to really pack a punch.

• The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
• A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pussy alway's makes a happy cock.
• I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.
• Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!
• There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?
• If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!
• My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
• You know what would look good on you? Me!
• If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?
• I hope you're not a vegetarian... cuz I want to feed you some meat!
• I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll screw you til he shows up.
• You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.

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