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" I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it. "

Fast Food Pick Up Lines

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Comebacks:

As long as you got that Big Mac, you can be my king.
By: Ben on 01 Jul 2013
 
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16 25
sry, but the dude from subway is giving me a footlong.
By: Subway on 24 Apr 2013
 
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15 13
you can go to mcdonalds but u will be loveing this foot long from sub way
By: jordan on 22 Jul 2014
 
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19 12
baby in like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet
By: Dustin on 17 May 2017
 
14
 
3 11
If your right leg was thanksgiving and your left was Christmas could I vist between the holidays
By: Dustin on 17 May 2017
 
7
 
3 4
Hi, are you a bag of garbage, cuz im ready to take you out!
By: Joey Backbone on 08 Jul 2013
 
27
 
25 2
Must be. What has two legs, and a big gap? No guesses? You do and imma have to fill it!! (corny ik)
By: LogieBear on 05 Nov 2013
 
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19 -5
So...we're rivals.
By: J on 25 Oct 2013
 
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25 -10
So you're telling me we'll both be fat?
By: Kyle on 13 Apr 2015
 
4
 
15 -11
Hell ya I luv Burger King
By: Adlean Segura on 07 Apr 2014
 
8
 
20 -12
well hun I don't like burger king so u will not be having it ur way
By: aaliyah on 05 Oct 2013
 
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24 -18
suck it
By: john john johnsons on 08 May 2014
 
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30 -18

Variations & Alternatives:

Guy: r those baseball pants cause your ass is outta this world Girl: no there softball pants cause my ass is so outta your league
By: Foryoutofindout on 15 May 2015
 
11
 
5 6
Are you from Tennessee, because you are the only 10 I see.
By: Derek on 12 Feb 2014
 
5
 
13 -8

Comments:

Do you work at little Caesars cuz your hot and I'm ready!
By: Joey Backbone on 08 Jul 2013
 
64
 
15 49
its a good thing that i have my library card. why? because i am totally checking you out''
By: ebrima on 30 Apr 2014
 
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14 32
Can I follow you home? because my parents always told me to follow my dreams
By: Marissa on 23 Sep 2014
 
26
 
3 23
So you're cheap, fast, greasy, and easy?
By: Shannon on 11 Apr 2013
 
11
 
9 2
Eat at Burger King For a Year! Go to the site. Enter your email now for a chance to win Burger King lunch for a year.
By: Luciaincak on 19 Nov 2017
 
 
I am ronald McDonald u want the big and tasty
By: Jinx on 09 Jul 2017
 
 
sup
By: bobbyballsacks on 14 May 2013
 
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6
I like pretty much all of them lol
By: Patrice on 02 Sep 2013
 
5
 
6 -1
I love Pokemon, and, Full Moon Wo Sagashite.
By: Seporah on 29 May 2015
 
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5 -1
scott is my bae
By: brenna woronik on 26 Mar 2017
 
 
1 -1
this one is the best lol
By: angie on 08 Feb 2018
 
 
1 -1
WAS YOUR DADDY A DRUG DEALER BECAUSE YOU'RE SO DOPE
By: Marissa on 23 Sep 2014
 
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9 -1
That ones not so bad
By: Adlean on 24 Mar 2014
 
5
 
8 -3
boom
By: issy on 17 Aug 2014
 
4
 
7 -3
why be that cheap and mess with somebody's mom?
By: biacah on 21 Nov 2013
 
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7 -3
OOOOO SHIT GOTTEM OOOOOOOT OTOTOOTOT BOOIIII GETTING PUSSSYYYY TONIGHT OOOOO OTOTHT
By: Mason on 22 Sep 2015
 
5
 
9 -4
your souls is stained my the blood of the innocent.
By: GhostRider on 29 Sep 2013
 
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7 -4
POPOO IN MY BUTHOOLE ALL DAY
By: longkill on 15 Mar 2014
 
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9 -5
I'm too tunrnt
By: Supa nigga on 14 Oct 2013
 
3
 
8 -5
Hey bbe the say numbers don't lai so let's try 69
By: shannon on 09 Jul 2013
 
3
 
8 -5
yo dats da boom
By: jordan on 11 Apr 2013
 
2
 
8 -6
giggity,giggity,giggity, GOO
By: hot dog456789 on 13 Feb 2014
 
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i wan to have sex with nicholas mum
By: Wesley Jay Primrose on 03 Jun 2013
 
2
 
10 -8
star kba
By: zoren on 12 Jun 2013
 
1
 
11 -10

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