Was your dad a donkey? Because you really are an ass!
By: Psychedellicereal on 01 Apr 2009
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Girl:Was your dad a donkey? because you really are an ass
Guy:Very close, he was an Alpha monkey. Girl: what?!?!? U r pathetic!
Guy:I know, I'm pathetically in love with u
By: PIMP on 14 Apr 2015
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Am I a butcher..cos I'll beat yo ass
By: Bailey on 30 Nov 2015
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Comeback
By: gerard on 22 Feb 2016
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Nope, but you must be the Pillsbury Doughboy, look at that belly!
By: Annie on 05 Aug 2007
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where did all the sesame seeds come from...?
By: Michael on 03 Aug 2008
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oh em gee! It's strawberry shortcake!
By: churro on 03 Dec 2010
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Is your dad a baker? Because you must take after his rolls !
By: Emily on 15 May 2009
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Is your daddy a baker? Cause I got a whole tub of margarine(;
By: adasdfalskdjf on 25 Jun 2012
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You've got more rolls then a baker !
By: Emily on 15 May 2009
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Is your daddy a baker? Cause I got a whole tub of margarine(;
By: adasdfalskdjf on 25 Jun 2012
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Is your dad a baker? He really knows how to handle your buns!
By: TastyKakes on 06 Jul 2011
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Is your daddy a baker? Cause I got a whole tub of margarine(;
By: adasdfalskdjf on 25 Jun 2012
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Is your Mother a lawyer? 'Cause you're gonna need insurance once I'm done kicking your ***
By: Sandy on 11 Nov 2012
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Girl:Was your dad a donkey? Because you really are an ass
Guy: Very close, he was an Alpha monkey.
Girl: what?!?!? U r pathetic!
Guy: I know, I'm pathetically in love with u
By: PIMP on 14 Apr 2015
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wow
By: nigga on 07 Jul 2015
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whoops i didn't kno tht sent b4 :P
By: Sara on 11 Aug 2013
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XD som1 actually tried to use ths on me. i just hit thm in the face with a book...
By: Sara on 11 Aug 2013
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Lame !!! I could see the girl laughing at you and telling you thats a pick up line.
By: Lanrewaju of sauga on 10 Aug 2009
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agree with furvert
By: asdfghl on 27 Jun 2009
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ur buns are tasty are u a baker
By: gdgdff on 29 May 2012
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wow
By: nigga on 07 Jul 2015
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Is your dad a baker? His buns are delicious!
Cant believe I just posted this lol
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