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" Honey, your dad doesn't have a penis. He's got a paintbrush! "
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o, so that explains how theres white paint all over your face.
By: aaron
on 13 Feb 2008
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Seriously, your opening line is to make a girl think of her dads penis?! Guess who's not getting sex tonight!
By: Wat
on 11 Mar 2014
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WTF!!! GET OUT OF MY DAD'S PANTZ!! THTS MY JOB!!!!
By: Daddy's lil slave!
on 05 Aug 2009
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Your dad just called my dad and wants him to paint his ass. He said you don't do it for him anymore.
By: Whitney
on 27 Feb 2008
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People these days!
By: Adlean
on 24 Mar 2014
So are you saying you're gay?
By: lexi
on 09 Jun 2009
Why where you in my dad's pants?
By: Mordred
on 04 Feb 2008
You don't have a penis either, but you have nothing to replace it with as well.
By: Nel
on 29 Jun 2011
here thats shan it fell oaf in accident!!!!!
By: Bigsue
on 21 Nov 2013
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then your mom must not have a vagina, just a canvas :D
By: Troy
on 27 Jul 2010
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you sick basterds
By: douches
on 08 Dec 2009
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