I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish.

.....**slap**

By: no one cares about names here on 05 Mar 2012

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Yeah were talking about things that dont matter, And youre my Boyfriend.

By: Aubrey on 01 Jun 2018

Heres another good one..." (guy) hey do u wanna go out? (girl) I have a boyfriend. (guy) I have a math test tomorrow. (girl) what does that have to do with anything? (guy) I thought we were both listing things we could cheat on.

By: Blondiegirl on 21 Jan 2012

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Oh yeah i forgot to mention your name

By: lispe on 10 Jan 2012

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Heres another good one..." (guy) hey do u wanna go out? (girl) I have a boyfriend. (guy) I have a math test tomorrow. (girl) what does that have to do with anything? (guy) I thought we were both listing things we could cheat on.

By: Blondiegirl on 21 Jan 2012

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Heidi your last name wouldn't happen to be cramer would it? :P

By: Sterling on 14 Mar 2012

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Sorry didn't mean to post that much

By: Heidi on 31 Jan 2012

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Boy: you should be a model Girl:arwh thanks babs Boy: for rspca cuz your dog

By: swagzinie on 27 May 2012

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Here's one guy: wont to go out girl: I hav a boyfriend guy: just give me a chance girl: ok guy: roses are red limons are sawer open ur legs and give me 1 hour

By: ya buddy on 15 Sep 2012

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Lol here's on guy: roses are red violets are blue Sugar is sweet but not as sweet as you( i think) Girl: roses r red violets r blue I have 5 fingers the middle Ones for u

By: Heidi on 31 Jan 2012

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Boy: I got arrested the other day Girl:why? Boy: (Tense arm) for having guns like these

By: @joeljohnson_321 on 27 May 2012

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boy(hey excuse me miss do you see something shiny ) girl (no y do u ask )boy (oh just asking cuz i can see that sparkle in your eye and i love it )

By: 23 on 02 Apr 2012

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Not technically a pickup line but a great comeback, if anything.

By: GNVS on 16 Jul 2016

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Are you a spanner? Cuz when I see you my nuts keep tightening

By: @joeljohnson_321 on 27 May 2012

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Any guy who uses this pick-up line this is so corny and if you're a cheater this is why you don't get none

By: Evergreen on 01 Apr 2018

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if i could count all the stars in the world you would be the brightest one that stands out

By: 23 on 02 Apr 2012

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I apologise, that I can help nothing. I hope, to you here will help. Do not despair.

By: iHerb Code on 19 Oct 2022

Dumb asses a thumb is num a finger!!!

By: blanca on 17 Mar 2012

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rapey!!

By: fsdfs on 06 Jun 2015

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rape thias shit

By: bobsexluv on 03 Oct 2015

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" I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish. [Girl] What? [Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter. "

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