Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're

Wait, you have a Heart?

By: That Person on 18 May 2014

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THIEF! THIEF!

By: The Nappster on 21 Apr 2012

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Stealing hearts is a serious crime ... I think I need to report you to the authorities... what's your phone number again?

By: Anon on 27 Dec 2017

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I'm sorry but if I want a heart I might as well get it from a cute guy

By: pickles on 04 Jun 2012

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Sorry i don't have a record and don't intend on getting one

By: noneyobusiness on 04 Jan 2013

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Actually my heart is on sale....so 10 dollars deal or not?

By: Churtrtrtr on 26 Feb 2013

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Sure, if you go to my boyfriend for mine I'll go to your former victim and ask if she still 'has' yours.

By: love4all on 12 Feb 2013

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If I wanted a heart, I can go to the er, and get surgery for a heart transplant, so, sorry but nah, I'll pass

By: Why, you creep on 14 Oct 2020

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I Would But Im On Probation For Stealing 15 OtheR Guys Hearst And I Don't Wanna Waste My One More Crime On U

By: Adiram on 16 Jan 2015

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Uh, I already have a boyfriend, and he's a policeman.

By: someone you love on 22 Jan 2022

Sorry but I don't break the law.

By: Jules❤ on 12 Feb 2013

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Then I'll die.

By: RandomPerson on 07 Aug 2014

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if i steal your heart i will have to run back home, get a knife, cut you open, then i would want to change my mind for ever doing this and leave you on the ground where the rats and ants could eat you. i don't think you want to die

By: Saphire on 04 Apr 2015

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Oh sorry, Im really a goodie to shoes. Or to good to ever date U!

By: AUbS on 15 Dec 2011

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You stole my heart so im planing revenge im going to take your last name ;-)

By: Tiffany on 31 May 2016

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If I steal your heart then will you steal mine?

By: JB❤ on 12 Feb 2013

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Sorry Buddy , Every criminal knows that there is nothing like a perfect crime.

By: Dee on 22 May 2013

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I think the crime here is YOUR* grammar

By: YOURmum on 11 Dec 2015

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I used it On My Boyfriend

By: Skype Charles Butler on 13 Apr 2012

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I just used it and he replied 'you already have it' i melted alittle on the inside

By: Leela on 28 May 2012

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your* use the correct spelling bro

By: tasya on 26 Nov 2022

wrong your

By: hi on 27 Jan 2018

Aww, that is so cute!

By: Emily on 14 Dec 2011

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Just used it. He replied ''doesn't sound like stealing hearts is much of a feet for you.'' :)

By: Kaitlyn on 16 Dec 2011

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lol how cute

By: Rosaline Hanterton on 12 Jun 2013

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what line did u use the lame one

By: RHD on 28 Jun 2018

Aww:) ❤❤❤❤

By: JulesB) lol on 12 Feb 2013

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I have a boyfriend and he's a police

By: someone you love on 22 Jan 2022

sounds good, but you can't steal something that's already stolen

By: rachel on 28 Feb 2012

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I'll steal _your_ heart.

By: Spelling on 15 Jun 2012

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♥

By: Perdo on 18 Jun 2012

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your*

By: _delilah on 29 Dec 2012

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Your* lmfao

By: Trav on 20 Dec 2015

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lol to emily who posted on dec 23 2011 and i would totaly want someone too steal my heart:.......) but iF someone literly tries +o steal my heart you know Im you would have to count on me +o Kara+e chomp his a## iF he is really a heart stealer.!!!!.

By: Jazalynn on 25 Jun 2012

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sick

By: swagmaster on 27 Mar 2012

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I think it is cute!!:)

By: Layken williams on 13 Apr 2012

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You know you will both die without hearts, don't you?

By: Bob on 08 Dec 2011

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if beging with steal so End where will be. . . :-( )

By: S. Mohsin on 08 Jan 2013

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her panties came off the night i used that line

By: got-her on 22 Oct 2012

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" Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart, and you'll steal mine. "

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